[verse]
Dm A# F F C/E
Heya Tom, it's Bob... from the office down the hall
Dm A# C F/C C
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
A#dim7
Things have been OK for me
Dm Dm7/C G7/B
except that I'm a zombie now
C
I really wish you'd let us in
A# F A7 Dm (F)
Think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
A# F A7 Dm (F)
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
A#
But here's an FYI:
A#m
You're all gonna die screaming
[chorus]
F F C C A# A# C C
All we want to do is eat your brains
F F C C A#
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes
F F C C A# A# C C
All we want to do is eat your brains
Dm Dm Am Am A#
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
A# F Gm7
If you open up the doors
A# F A# C
We'll all come inside and eat your
F
brains
[verse]
Dm A# F C/E
I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
Dm A# C F/C C
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
A#dim7
Maybe that's OK for now but
Dm Dm7/C G7/B
someday you'll be out of food and guns
C
And then you'll have to make the call
A# F A7 Dm (F)
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
A# F A7 Dm (F)
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
A#
But Tom, that's what I do,
A#m
and I plan on eating you slowly
[chorus]
F F C C A# A# C C
All we want to do is eat your brains
F F C C A#
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes
F F C C A# A# C C
All we want to do is eat your brains
Dm Dm Am Am A#
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
A# F Gm7
If you open up the doors
A# F A# C
We'll all come inside and eat your
F
brains
[bridge]
G# Cdim7 F#
I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
F#m C#
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
G# Cdim7 A#m
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
F
I guess I am
[solo]
F F | C C
A# A# | C C
F F | C C
A#
F F | C C
A# A# | C C
Dm Dm | Am Am
A# Dm
[verse]
Dm A# F C/E
I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
Dm A# C F/C C
I know we'll get to common ground somehow
A#dim7
Meanwhile I'll report back to my
Dm Dm7/C G7/B
colleagues who were chewing on the doors
C
I guess we'll table this for now
A# F A7 Dm (F)
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
A# F A7 Dm (F)
Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell
A#
And we'll put this thing to bed
A#m
When I bash your head open
[chorus]
F F C C A# A# C C
All we want to do is eat your brains
F F C C A#
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes
F F C C A# A# C C
All we want to do is eat your brains
Dm Dm Am Am A#
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
A# F Gm7
If you open up the doors
A# F A# C
We'll all come inside and eat your
F Fsus4 F
brains