A#      A#dim7  A#m     A7      Am      B       C       
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 ||OO    |O|O    |OOO    |O||    ||||    ||||    ||||   
 |O||    ||||    ||||    ||||    O|||    ||OO    ||||   
 O|||    ||||    O|||    ||||    ||||    |O||    |||O   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    O|||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

C#      Cdim7   Dm      Dm7     E       F       F#      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 OOO|    ||||    ||O|    ||O|    O|||    ||O|    |O|O   
 ||||    O|O|    OO||    OO||    |||O    O|||    ||O|   
 ||||    |O|O    ||||    |||O    ||||    ||||    O|||   
 |||O    ||||    ||||    ||||    |O||    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

F#m     Fsus4   G#      G7      Gm7     
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |O||    ||OO    ||||    ||O|    ||OO   
 O|O|    ||||    ||||    |O|O    |O||   
 ||||    O|||    |O|O    ||||    ||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||O|    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .O|||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

[verse]
Dm              A#               F               F    C/E
 Heya Tom, it's Bob... from the office down the hall
Dm               A#                 C    F/C C
 Good to see you buddy, how've you been?

A#dim7
 Things have been OK for me
 Dm              Dm7/C     G7/B
except that I'm a zombie now
                           C
I really wish you'd let us in

A#                 F                A7         Dm  (F)
Think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
  A#                 F                A7         Dm  (F)
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
    A#
But here's an FYI:
A#m
You're all gonna die screaming


[chorus]
F F    C C           A# A#             C C
All we want to do is eat your brains
            F F                  C C                     A#
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

F F    C C           A# A#             C C
All we want to do is eat your brains
            Dm Dm         Am Am           A#
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       A#    F    Gm7
If you open up the doors
A#         F      A#        C
We'll all come inside and eat your
F
brains


[verse]
Dm               A#                    F                     C/E
 I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
Dm                        A#               C    F/C C
 To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?

A#dim7
 Maybe that's OK for now but
Dm                Dm7/C           G7/B
someday you'll be out of food and guns
                                 C
And then you'll have to make the call

    A#                F               A7                 Dm  (F)
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
    A#             F                 A7             Dm  (F)
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
    A#
But Tom, that's what I do,
      A#m
and I plan on eating you slowly


[chorus]
F F    C C           A# A#             C C
All we want to do is eat your brains
            F F                  C C                     A#
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

F F    C C           A# A#             C C
All we want to do is eat your brains
            Dm Dm         Am Am           A#
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       A#    F    Gm7
If you open up the doors
A#         F      A#        C
We'll all come inside and eat your
F
brains


[bridge]
            G#               Cdim7     F#
I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
         F#m                             C#
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
          G#               Cdim7           A#m
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
          F
I guess I am


[solo]
F F | C C
A# A# | C C
F F | C C
A#

F F   | C C
A# A#   | C C
Dm Dm | Am Am
A# Dm


[verse]
Dm                A#                  F                  C/E
 I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
   Dm                A#             C      F/C C
 I know we'll get to common ground somehow

A#dim7
Meanwhile I'll report back to my
Dm                  Dm7/C          G7/B
colleagues who were chewing on the doors
                             C
I guess we'll table this for now

    A#               F                A7         Dm  (F)
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
A#                  F                  A7          Dm  (F)
Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell

          A#
And we'll put this thing to bed
A#m
When I bash your head open


[chorus]
F F    C C           A# A#             C C
All we want to do is eat your brains
            F F                  C C                     A#
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

F F    C C           A# A#             C C
All we want to do is eat your brains
            Dm Dm         Am Am           A#
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       A#    F    Gm7
If you open up the doors
A#         F      A#        C
We'll all come inside and eat your
F  Fsus4  F
brains